|
|
Q Horoscope
<< Back to List | Q Horoscope - June 2006ARIES March 21- April 19
Jeepers, Aries, when you sit around the house ? All kidding aside, you?ve had this quiet time coming. Nesting is one of your favorite things to do and you?re finally free enough to live like normal people. Do yourself a favor. If you suddenly get the urge to get off the sofa and kick some more career booty, put it off until the end of the month. Keep a firm grip on your down time. It doesn?t come very often.
TAURUS April 20 - May 20
Getting another year older always puts things into perspective, doesn?t it, Taurus? I?m glad you?ve worked through some of that anger and tension. Your favorite season welcomes you. Summer has arrived and you know how much you love the sun, friends and family this time of year. True, you still have to take care of everybody and keep things humming with your usual grace and panache?and just because you make it look easy doesn?t mean it should go unnoticed. But aside from all that, answer this question: ?Haven?t you done well for yourself??
GEMINI May 21 - June 21
Gemini, thank you for returning our calls, dear friend. We?ve missed you terribly. You really don?t realize how much your friendship means to other people. Not to pressure you. You?re coming out of a very introspective season and plugging in once again. We?re just so damned thrilled to see you. You can be sure that your birthday and the whole summer will be filled with bon ami and good cheer. When it?s over?the summer, I mean?you can develop a plan to make your life suit your passion, which is most decidedly love and friendship.
CANCER June 22 - July 22
Your tests are over. You?ve walked through the fire. Crossed the river. Answered the riddle. Found the key that opens the secret door. On the other side of that door is a disco with cranked up music, disco balls, Donna Summer and hot guys everywhere (girls, please fill in the appropriate feel-good lesbian clich?s). I hope you?re up for it, because June is going to be a damned good time. Meet people, schmooze, feel up strangers and let them acquiesce. Have yourself a ball. You deserve it.
LEO July 23 - August 22
Leo, the following is a list of benefits you will receive by good deed doing this month. Education: While doing said deed(s), you will be shown an easier way of doing a thing that has puzzled you for years. Gratitude: Not only will you receive it from the recipient of your deed(s), but you will also find it for your own good fortune. Reward: If said deed is done selflessly, it will be noticed, and you stand to gain a recommendation or referral you didn?t know you needed.
VIRGO August 23 - September 22
Few people realize what a great sense of humor you have, Virgo. Ironic, self-deprecating and on-the-money insightful are some adjectives that come to mind. Bob Newhart is an excellent example of the neurotic good guy who?s just trying to maintain some civility while everyone else is running riot. You may find this month that your chronic attempts to get things done properly will still result in a big ol? mess due to the bad behavior of other people. What I love about you, though, is that through all this chaos and cacophony, you still manage to keep your chin up and let out a little ?tee hee.?
LIBRA September 23 - October 23
Libra, you have always dazzled strangers with your devil-may-care attitude. This month you will be called upon to impress someone whose opinion is important. Maybe your best friend has a new love, or it could be a new hire at work you?re expected to entertain. You?ll need to consider whether tearing your blouse off and dancing on the table is really the right approach. This person is a bit more reserved than you, and a bad first impression could be harmful to you or someone you love. Play it cool with this one. Next month you can be a floozy.
SCORPIO October 24 ? November 21
As a Scorpio, you?re largely self-taught. You hate the classroom and love to learn things on your own. You like to demonstrate your ability but only after you?ve had time to try it out. Well, you?ll have to step outside your comfort zone this month and be brand new at something. You?ll have to ask for help. Don?t get neurotic about asking how something is done. It?s how a lot of other signs learn anything. It may be hard to admit you?re not an expert, but no one is expecting you to be.
SAGITTARIUS November 22 - December 21
Sagittarius, you poor slob. Your optimism has really been put to the test these past two months. Trusting in people can be so freeing when those in which you put your trust are noble. But when they?re selfish, childish prigs it can really get you down. The cool thing about this month, though, is that the prigs are going to be called out by someone who?s been watching this whole mishegaas. And guess who comes out smelling like a rose?
CAPRICORN December 22 - January 19
Work Work Work. It doesn?t take you long to get right back in the swing of things, does it, Capricorn. This month your work, while still voluminous, should feel quite a bit less weighty. Plod along, not like it will never end, but revel in the fact that you are a hotshot. Put on some attitude. Don?t overindulge, but be proud of your accomplishments. You?ve put in a lot of time to get where you are. It feels good to pat yourself on the back once in awhile.
AQUARIUS January 20 - February 18
Patience this summer. You are so fired up?ready to change your whole life?move to a new place?change jobs. End something and begin another thing right now. You just wish the rest of us would get our butts in gear and work with you, for heaven?s sake. Well, that?s not going to happen. The people you need the most support from this month are likely to be found sleeping in the shade, while you?re out working in the noonday sun. Don?t let it stop you. You?ll have plenty of time for R&R come autumn.
PISCES February 19 - March 20
Your maternal instincts have been working non-stop since April. You have had to say goodbye, or at least au revoir, to more than one person you care for very much. Perhaps they were colleagues or dearer ones still. In either case, your compassion and lack of self-interest in setting them free has not gone unnoticed. Everyone is talking about what a mensch you are. This is precisely the kind of good deed that gets repaid. If you do not see these people again, surely they will happily refer other wonderful souls your way. | |
|
QUICK SEARCH
Latest Searches
|
